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Your name is JENNY. You live in CANADA and rather enjoy MAPLE SYRUP. You have a variety of interests including HOMESTUCK, and ART. You have an inclination for FUCKING SHIT UP. You like boys but are BAD AT CATCHING THEM. You also like to TELL JOKES sometimes.

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TG: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

sylvehun:

holy shit

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

hockeyss:

nhl meme | 2/8 moments → Bobby Orr scores “The Goal”.

The year was 1970, and the teams were the St. Louis Blues and the Boston Bruins. It was the Stanley Cup FInals - game four. The Bruins led 3-0 in the series and the game was headed to overtime tied at 3-3. Just 40 seconds into overtime, Bobby Orr received a pass from Derek Sanderson and slid the pick past goaltender Glenn Hall. As the puck went into the net, Orr was tripped up by defenceman Noel Picard while starting to jump. The photograph has become one of the most well-known sports photographs in history. It is immortalized in front of the Boston Garden.

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
Me: Is ya'll hiring?

bunnyfood:

LOOK AT THIS CAT

inkstains-and-ennui:

operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 

I laughed so hard I started crying

transparent madoka || source

helenedaviauhunt:

made-segragated:

best scene of any anime ever

Yes.

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

"My cat frequently acts like she’s a spy whose cover has just been blown." [lexisayok]