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Your name is JENNY. You live in CANADA and rather enjoy MAPLE SYRUP. You have a variety of interests including HOMESTUCK, and ART. You have an inclination for FUCKING SHIT UP. You like boys but are BAD AT CATCHING THEM. You also like to TELL JOKES sometimes.

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TG: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong

ch0lera:

Alexandre Cabanel (1823-1889)

thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

templeofposeidon:

Happy Easter!

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

soloontherocks:

neoliberalismkills:

angeloatemychickenwings:

product-of-a—horror-film:

okay I always see the popular pictures and gifs of him being a badass but seeing him in his natural habitat is awesome as heck

HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN GLASSES

skeleton guy wears glasses

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

sylvehun:

holy shit

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

hockeyss:

nhl meme | 2/8 moments → Bobby Orr scores “The Goal”.

The year was 1970, and the teams were the St. Louis Blues and the Boston Bruins. It was the Stanley Cup FInals - game four. The Bruins led 3-0 in the series and the game was headed to overtime tied at 3-3. Just 40 seconds into overtime, Bobby Orr received a pass from Derek Sanderson and slid the pick past goaltender Glenn Hall. As the puck went into the net, Orr was tripped up by defenceman Noel Picard while starting to jump. The photograph has become one of the most well-known sports photographs in history. It is immortalized in front of the Boston Garden.

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
Me: Is ya'll hiring?

bunnyfood:

LOOK AT THIS CAT

inkstains-and-ennui:

operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 

I laughed so hard I started crying

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